Broken Nose Neverending Saga pt2

So that post I wrote yesterday, or was it the day before?, is no longer valid. Apparently, the police wanted me to come in and identify one of my attackers, only they realized today that they aren’t sure if they picked up the right guy in the first place so I wait until they confirm [...]

The never ending saga of a broken nose in the Czech Republic

So I got an email today from the Czech police. Here it is in full:
My colleague constable Mr Zeman asked me to write you that he needs to take minutes of examination of a witness ( your bodily assault before Christmas)
The translator is able to come only on 29.4. at 14.30. so Mr Zeman asks [...]

Is there a Senator of Minnesota yet?

This is just getting ridiculous, and I feel bad for the people of Minnesota because of the long drawn out process of trying to seat a new Senator, whether it is Al Franken or Norm Coleman. I mean seriously, this thing is still going on? The election was in November, and yes it may have [...]

Snakes on a Plane, for real, yo!

Some baby pythons of the non-venemous variety were being transported in a styrofoam container with airholes punched in the top across Australia in a small passenger plane. When the plane landed, it was discovered that four of the buggers had escaped from their makeshift carry-all, and were nowhere to be found. It is not known [...]