Now THAT’S a Burger

That dude ate this burger. It weighed in at 15 pounds (just the meat) and after all of the condiments it weighed 20.2 pounds. It took him a little over four hours to eat it, and it will take him the rest of his life to cleanse his body of it. Good thing he’s only 21, but I would suggest to him that he start scheduling those enemas and colonoscopys now before he finds out that he has cancer of the ass.

Oh, and it’d probably be a good idea to eat nothing but vegetables for a while.

And exercise. Lots and lots of exercise.


One comment on “Now THAT’S a Burger

  1. Locohama says:

    A little fiber wouldn’t hurt either. Keep those bowel movements moving (-:

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