Again, courtesy of The Onion.
I would like to say something clever about this and how it relates to the War on Terror (the string terrorizes the cat, right? Or is it the other way around? The fights been going on so long (it started with the first cat to meet a thread) that I forget who is supposed to be the good guy and who is the villain but I just don’t have it in me right now. In fact, it is a chore just to post these Oninon links and type these few meaningless and worthless (is that redundant? I don’t think so, but it could be) words. So, until next post, enjoy this: